What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Still no good

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

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Loons and Moons

share office space ...

So they tried

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

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