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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:31

Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
So they tried
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How does ChatGPT compare to Claude AI?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
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